Mane six vs Starfleet: Death battle

Wiz: Starfleet, brave heroes of the spaceways. Strong defenders of the stars, and-

Boomstic: Assholes.

Wiz: The elements of Harmony, six brave mares of Equestria, people who faced down chaos and more.

Boomstick: Not assholes.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's boomstick, and it's up to us to study their weapons, power, and abilities to find out who would win in a death battle, OC edition.

Boomstick: In a world, so totally not ripped off from a second rate Go-Nagai production is Starfleet.

Wiz these Seven defenders are powerful heroes who stand for whatever Grand Ruler believes is right. They struggle day to day against monsters of the day and randome creatures. Led by Lighting Dawn.

Boom: OH, wait, what is his real name?

Wiz: That is his real name, along with Rhymey, Starla, Artie, Dyno and Myte, and Buddy Rose 















Boom: Whoa, who raided the pony  creator? There are so many words I could say, but they all ryhme with AHHHHH!!!


Wiz: Supposedly, they are super strong andfast wiht great endurance, except they get beaten and taken out by ramdom monster before Lighting pulls out a brand new move or attack.


Boom: So they are weaker and lamer verison of the Sailor Scouts.

Wiz: First that is Sailor Senshi, and two, that is an insult to the senshi. See, each one of the girls could actually kick ass on their own. They can't. And I also got a letter from the writer "Artie is excused from the battle, I like him too much."

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Wiz: The Elements of harmony, heroes adn protectors of the world of Equestria.

Boomstick: These six, surprisenly badass mares kicked Chaos's can, fought the devil, and then for their first mission kicked the canof a mare who wanted to let out her agressions and freeze the world. In spite, them giving up their jewles to a freaking tree.

Wiz: In the process, they learned something more important. Their connection to the powers of Harmony ran deeper than what six jewels had given them They discovered that they were the elements and that the powers of those elements: Generosity, Loyalty, Honesy, laughter, kindness, and Magic are in fact inside of them all along. The jewels just brought out what was in them all along. So thus, they unlocked...

Boomstick: Hippie power!

Wixz: Rainbow Power is their elements personified, their ultimate strenght and powrer brought to full. 

Wiz: The contestants are set, lets see who would win in a 

Boomstick: DEATH BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLEEEE


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The mane six are enjoying a peaceful picinic sitting by a tree. Rainbow dash is showing off some tricks while Applejack is discussing harvests with Twilihgt. Rarity is talking about a spa trip wiht both Pinkie and Fluttershy. When suddetnyl, Starfleet arrives in a comet. Lighting growls, "Hey, those six are having fun."

"They aren't supposed to be doing that," said Starla.

"Prepare to die!" Rhymey said


(Fight!)

Flutterhsy used her stare, mesmerizing the seven as they prepared their attacks. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie began to create a dust cloud using  tornado and cake batter. Once they weretiesd up, Applejack and Rarity began to wail on the guys until they were a bloody pupp. Then Twilight made her horn glow, and sent the group flying into space there Starfleet died.

(K!O!)


Boomstick: Whoa, that was like...short.

Wiz: Well, yes, sadly. See, here is the Thing, for all of Starfleet's power...Wenever really see it. Their Super Strenght, speed, and endurance, we are told that by the narration, but we never see it in action. 

Boomstick: They were beaten by Diamond Dogs for crying out loud! 


Wiz: Not to mention, all of their physical attacks are non-existant, we just see the word "Flurry of punches and kiks" Not realy a lot to go on.

Boomstick: If we say that Superman has moved a planet, we mean he moved a planet. If we say He-man did the impossible, he has done the impossible! Starfleet, hasn't. They get beaten and worst lack the skill to pull off any real fights.

Wiz: The mane six...have fought worst than Starfellet. All of Starfleet's opponents are usualyl guys who sit on a throne and laugh to themselves all the time. They try to look intimating, but the truth is, they aren't. The mane six fought the devil, took on a cruel villian who turned their own virtues on thier head, and an entrie army of creatures that could become themselves. Tey also have one thing Starfleet doesn't/

Boomstick: Stradgey. And a lot of times, having a good plan of attack wins over having the biggest gun. Though having one helps.

Wiz: The winner is...the mane six.

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